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Name: Suhaib @ G.U.S @ BonZeR @ BOY @ Handsome (Really 1 of d staff there really call me by that name)

Codename: 004

Mission

: Industrial training for 8 weeks (Would U take an O.K.U as a trainee? Yeah I should have guessed d answer)

Place :

Johore

Specialist

Hospital

(d same place where I received my treatment after d accident)
1st in command: Prof Ismail
2nd in command: Puan Ruwaidah
Task: 1. Learn about theory n technical clinical microbiology
          2. Get used 2 a microbiologist line of duty
          3. Learn how a hospital lab work

          4. Show 2 d world that I can still lead a normal life
          5. Tackle 1 of d trainee nurses (OPTIONAL….muahahaha)

         

Week 3 (21/5/06 – 26/5/06)

            Aiyaa really feel ‘malas’ 2 update my blog lorr….but 2 all my dedicated readers out there I hv 2 get it done =)…..a little lazy cause im pretty busy last week, don’t hv enough time, energy & courage. It all started with an unlucky Sunday….that day I have 2 work overtime cause d sample arrived at d lab just b4 5pm. I was hoping 2 impress my supervisor so I tell her I will get d job done even though she said I can go  home n finish my work tomorrow. N in d end I ending up destroying a test kit worth RM 500…. That’s d result if u tend 2 do

ur

work in a short pride of time n don’t pay attention…. WAHAHA (crying sound eh not laughing) I learn my lesson n now my 2 month allowances is down d drain.

            If that is not enough, on Tuesday I was sick with a fever. It started with just a flu while working in d lab during noon but when I arrived home my body temperature was quite high. After taking some medicine that night I lay down n after that was fast asleep. When I woke up d next day my temp hv came down but my body was still weak but I insisted 2 go 2 work n it was BAD decision…… I almost messed up 4 d 2nd time in a week, cause my head felt like there was a football match in there, I accidentally drop several cultured agar. Luckily my supervisor wasn’t there n d only eye witness said it still can b used ( FUUHHH sek baik kalo x kering lg duit kawe) d next morning my body felt quite d same like yesterday so I decide 2 take d day off or I may ending up collapsing d whole hospital. On Friday they gave me simpler work cause I just recovered from my fever n I think there afraid I destroy something else. N i was quite happy they done that cause that day my mind can only think about d fantastic time I will be spending with my friends during d weekends (WOHOO! PD here I come)

            Hmmm…. Im still searching 4 d reason I felt sick? This week fever, last week diarrhea who knows what kind of obstacles I hv 2 go through next week….is it d nasty bacteria crawling in d lab, is it cause f d freezing temperature in there, or is just fate??? Whatever d reason is im not giving up easily cause IM A SURVIVOR n I hv proven it

Name: Suhaib @ G.U.S @ BonZeR @ BOY @ Handsome (Really 1 of d staff there call me by that name)

Codename: 004

Mission: Industrial training for 8 weeks (Would U take an O.K.U as a trainee? Yeah I should have guessed d answer)

Place : Johore Specialist Hospital (d same place where I received my treatment after d accident)
1st in command: Prof Ismail
2nd in command: Puan Ruwaidah
Task: 1. Learn about theory n technical clinical microbiology
          2. Get used 2 a microbiologist line of duty
          3. Learn how a hospital lab work

          4. Show 2 d world that I can still lead a normal life
          5. Tackle 1 of d trainee nurses (OPTIONAL….muahahaha)

         

Week 2 (13/5/06 – 19/5/06)

            Wohooo! All d lovely nurses, prepare urself cause D last ‘JANTAN TERMACHO DI SKUDAI’ have finally landed…..all by himself. Muahaha, yeah finally my dad hv give me d green light 2 drive all by myself 2 work. My first drive there was quite smoth…. But actually not 1st cause I hv drive there b4 about a week earlier with my mom 2 prove 2 her that it can be done even though I can only drive with my left hand. So now I finally got d chance how do I feel? A bit frustrating cause d road was pack with cars on d morning rush hour (can u believe it 2 cover d distances of a few kilometers it takes more then 15 minutes……ARGHH n some stupid road users don’t even know how 2 give signals when changing lanes)…..sometimes its really gets on my nerve when suddenly someone cut in front of me (aku cucukz karang br ko tau betapa hebatnya skill aku….xpo sabor dorang x penah rase koma 3 hari sbb eksiden kot I always remind myself) Usually I arrive at my work place just b4 8 am, hv breakfast 1st n after that report 4 work b4 830 am.

            This week kak wai let we do all d lab work by our self….maybe after observing us for 1 week, she felt quite confident n let us be independent. So I n Syu take turns: on d 1st day this week I do all d culturing n she do all d lab test. D next day we trade places…..so its been like that 4 d whole week. But on Wednesday something bad happened….. I was struck down with diarrhea, adeiii my stomach is killing me. I started 2 feel d pain when I woke up that morning but I insisted 2 go 2 work thinking rubbing minyak panas will help 2 ease d pain. N driving under that condition was a HELL kind of an experience. By noon my body start heating up so I just ate bread n hot milo during my break n take a quick nap after zohor…..that helps a little. When I arrive home my body temperature was quite high, so i take a fever pill n went 2 sleep. When I woke up 4 solat magrib my body temperature came down a liitle n after I ate my dinner (suapan nasi pertama 4 that day) I went back 2 sleep cause I hv 2 woke up REALLY early…..no not 2 go 2 work or 2 finish my homework but 2 watch d big EUROPEAN CHAMPION LEAGUE match between 2 of my favourite football teams : ARSENAL VS BARCELONA……n d match ended with Barcelona beating arsenal 2-1 (I was hopping 4 d gunners 2 win but I guess there also no miracle in football)

            By d time 2 go 2 work my body temp was back 2 normal but my stomach still hurts a little….there’s only 2 possibilities where I cant get infected, 1st from d food I ate on Tuesday(now I regally eat outside so d food is not as hygiene as my moms cooking) or from my work place(my work involve nasty bacteria such as E.coli n Shigella which can cause diarrhea) On this day also we d trainees was given d opportunity 2 watch a live demonstration on how 2 take bone marrow sample from a leuchimia patient…..it was kind of interesting cause I always wondered how d doctors put in d metal rods onto my injured hand b4. But it was not d same with 2 colleuge they look kind of shock maybe cause its they 1st experience. On Friday there is nothing special, work faster cause we have 2 finish all our work by 1230. Oh yeah cause I hv been driving 2 work all by myself, now every 2 days I will go 4 a jog at a lake garden near d hospital b4 I went home.

            So theres my report 4 d 2nd week since I started my practical. Only now I started 2 feel glad my dad gave me an automatic transmission car…..b4 I insisted he bought 4 me a manual car cause its cheaper n I feel quite lame driving an auto (b4 I though auto were only made 4 girls n d sissy boys) but after experience d frustration of driving in a traffic jam day in n day out only then I really glad I don’t hv 2 change gears 4 every 10 seconds. Also I started 2 get along with d other staff n hoping they will treat me as one of d staff there n not just some outsider who just passing by. K 6 weeks left of learning, relearning n making mistakes (but make sure u learn from ur mistakes)                     

This song is dedicated to everyone who turns  21 this year

"1985"

[Originally by SR-71]
[Ciplak by Bowling For Soup]
Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of white snake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since

Stacy, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo

She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo’s Fire
She rocked out to wham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who’s the other guy that’s singing in Van Halen
When did reality become T.V.
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows
(on the radio was)

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo

She hates time make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 1985

Woohoohoo

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (woohoohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Name: Suhaib @ G.U.S @ BonZeR @ BOY

Codename: 004
Mission: Industrial training for 8 weeks (Would U take an O.K.U as a trainee? Yeah I should have guessed d answer)

Place : Johore Specialist Hospital (d same place where I received my treatment after d accident)
1st in command: Prof Ismail
2nd in command: Puan Ruwaidah
Task: 1. Learn about theory n technical clinical microbiology
       2. Get used 2 a microbiologist line of duty
       3. Learn how a hospital lab work

       4. Show 2 d world that I can still lead a normal life
       5. Tackle 1 of d trainee nurses (OPTIONAL….muahahaha)

         

Week 1 (8/5/06 – 12/5/06)

          Day 1 start with waking up early: 6am….quite early if compared 2 my normal days n my head felt heavy, I cant sleep that nite cause of d anxiety. After finish packing, my dad sent me 2 JSH (although I can drive but my dad wasnt confidence that I can drive that far ~20km & heavy traffic). I arrive early, 7.55 to b exact n I hv 2 report in at 8.30. But I hv 2 wait longer then that cause d lab manager will only call me in when d other 2 lab trainee hv arrived. Ceh mayb they r not familiar with ths place like I do (been here since beginning of 2006) Finally at 9.30 they called me in n was introduced 2 d lab manager En adnan n d 2 other trainee…..also from UKM: Wanqing chin(biochemistry) n Syuhaida (microbiology! Why I haven’t seen her b4?) After d brief explanation on JSH n d lab we were introduced 2 d lab staff. Wanqinq start her training in d biochemistry department. While I n Syuhaida were left in d microbiology department n our SUPERVISOR is Pn Ruwaidah but they all call her Kak Y, there also another person working there : En Mazlan, Abg Lan 4 short. Another briefing ths time about d microbiology department by kak y. She also stressed on our mission here which is to learn n she make sure we do that, if not…..she may make us cry(hehe I would like 2 see that happen….even a severe bang on d steering wheel with my head haven’t made me shed a tear).

          So basically our job is when a sample(semua ade najis solid or liquid, urin, kahak, nanah….darah x yah cite le lg byk) arrive we hv 2 culture it and run medical test on it base on d doctor request to identify what kind of Imgp0965 microorganisms is causing d problem……Sound simple eh but to see significant microorganisms growth u hv 2 wait at least 24h, then there is d risk of getting infected with life threatening diseases such as AIDS, dengue fever n so on. And YES a patients life is in our hands…. oh I almost 4got, we r handling machine that cost from hundred thousand to millions of ringgit n small test kit ranging from hundred to thousand of ringgit….hihihi hope I wont destroy anything like I destroy my BaBy. 1pm-2pm lunch break then back 2 work until 5pm….this is a private company, so u work until u drop.

         On my second day of LI kak y let us get our hands dirty n play with d sample…..arghh my right hand wrist is stiff n my left hand is not flexible as myImgp0961  right hand so my 1st streaking since 8 months is not pretty (xpa pelan2, lame2 blh le I told myself). I also got the chance 2 use some test kit such as d dengue kit that only take 15minutes 2 see d result…..5pm BALIK TIME but its raining heavily, so d usual half an hour drive take 3 times longer. On my third day I went 2 see Dr Zul (my usual orthopedic doc) n usually I hv 2 wait at least 30 minutes 2 see him but thanks 2 kak y I only hv 2 wait for 15 minutes b4 being call into his office. Dr zul run a test on me n d result was I can only bend my hand from 45 to 70 degrees(DAMN! Normal people can bend from 0 – 135 degrees or more) I also got my medical report that i requested n it reconfirm im an O.K.U (HEY!!! no matter how me myself, u or anyone else in this world hate 2 accept it, it’s a FACT…..So please, when I refer myself as an O.K.U im not trying 2 get ur sympathy or making a big deal out of it. I just accepting that’s a REALITY). After that I went back 2 d lab but I just cant concentrate on my work…..my mind keep flying out of control thinking about my future (ARGHHH what d HELL am i doing? I cant waste my time like this….NOW im trying hard 2 patch back my life together. There is no time 2 worry 4 d future, just take thing as It comes along n ill SURVIVE)

          Day 4 it quite d same as d days b4……sample culture, sensivity test n all kind of other test. But on that day I managed to torn down d walls that been separating me from my colleague Wanqinq. Hey life is much happier when u hv people 2 talk to. So on our lunch break we got d chance 2 know each other n share our knowledge. Now only 1 is left…..SYUHAIDA. Even though we spent most our time together, our name sound d same at d beginning (SUhaib n SYUhaida) n I think we both cannot pronounce d letter R correctly but we only talk a word or two that’s all…..its not like I want 2 ‘ngorat’ or something like that, it just so damn BORING when u sit in that room n just mind ur own business when actually we hv so many things in common. Maybe its bcause she’s d shy n silent type n I d adventurous n talkative type (totally  apposite of each other….but according 2 nature: APPOSITE ATTRACT! hehehe). Day 5 is d most waited day by all d trainee cause we only work 4 half day n d next day is our holiday!(Ahhhh minus d fact we hv 2 work on Sunday but that’s ok less traffic on d road) But that day we get less attention from our supervisor cause she busy finishing her work b4 1230pm. We help her a little bit n when all is done we went back home 2 rest b4 start training again on Sunday.  

          After almost about 1 week training I felt quite happy n lucky even though very tired. Happy because I got d chance 2 learn things b4 this I only read about n most of all d opportunity 2 b independent again although not fully yet. Lucky bcause d staff there is very supportive especially my supervisor….but thinking of it she is more like our mentor, she gave explanation, demonstrate 2 us, we can hv discussion with her and ask 4 her help. Very tired bcause we work from 830-5 n only 1 hour of break plus d half an hour drive 2 work n in private companies u cannot ‘LEPAK2’ like in a government department. So that’s all 4 now n there is still 7 weeks of training and learning left so wish me luck.   

Mawi sapF_p4mawie x kenal jejaka ni, ahli politik kenal die, ulamak kenak die, rakyat mlysia kt oversea pn kenal die….Ada pendapat kate mamat ni mcm ombak besar ‘TSUMAWI’ yg melanda tanah air kite dan menhanyutkan hati2 gadis melayu. Ade yg minat die sbb rupanya yg RANGGI (mcm bola pn ad jgk tp ak pn penah terikut muahaha) Ade sbb suaranya yg dikatakan setanding lagenda P Ramlee atau Sudirman. Ada jg sbb perwatakannya yg sempoi dan lurus. Lagi ramai sbb ……imejnya yg ‘alim’ ( ye la mawikan johan Tilawah Al Quran dan dia nk perjuangkn muzik NASYID). Dan utk aku……I couldn’t care less….ak ambk tahu pn sbb 1 mlysia cite psl die.

            Ttp gosip yg melanda johan AF3 baru2 ni buat aku tertarik utk bagi sikit pendapat aku berkaitan dirinya…..APA? mawi pegi memancing dgn artis SIPOLAN??? ARGHH! xAnti_mawi pecaya aku…..HAA? dahla pegi memancing pastu siap pegi hantar ikan kat rumah SIPOLAN tu??? Ni dh lebih, mawi ape mcm ni? Mawi $%$@!#@*&&*%…… Hehe pasti ra mai kecewa, hampa, geram dan bermacam2 lagilah dgn gosip terbaru yg melanda jejaka idaman Semelaya nikan (kalah gossip CT ngan Datuk K) Ade yg kate mawi x setia la, mawi main kayu 3 la dan lg teruk…. Kate mawi CURANG pd tunangnya.

            Ok, ok peminat mawi semua tarik nafas panjang2, lepasss….. rilek, ak bukan nk mengeruhkn lg keadaan tp nk berkongsi cerita psl member rapat aku Shin Chan (nama betul terpaksa dirahsiakn demi menjage privesi member ak ni) yg blh dikatakn kisahnya lbh kurang Cs_pp016 mcm mawi skrg ni jgk la. K al kisah….. si Shin Chan ni waktu kt kolej blh kate famous jgk la. Ye la pengerusi Persatuan beso kt kolej tu, bukan ada bakat memimpin je….shin chan ni jgk alim orgnya, selalu lepak kt masjid n siap kasi tazkirah lg tuu. Ditambah dgn muke yg blh dikatakn hencem la jgk, member ak ni mmg menjd IDOLA gadis2 di kolej…..ye la sape x nk bakal suami yg tampan dan soleh ye x? Tp harapan gadis2 tu semua punah, hancus dan berkecai apbl….. Shin Chan yg alim ni kantoi bercouple. Lps tu mcm2 tomahan dan kutukkan yg member ak ni dpt…. Ak pn mule2 HOT gak dgn die ni, ye la cakap x serupa bikin (dulu ajak ak serbu org dating berdua2an kt kolej….skrg ape cite???) Tp bile piker blk  x blh nk salahkn die 100%….. kalo ak pn diduga mcm tu….ramai aweks tergila2kn aku, maybe ak pn jatuh kecundang (alhamdulillah setakat ni belum lg) Dan yg betul2 buat aku sakit hati ialah kemana pegi peminat2 die yg dulu TAKSUB dgnnya, kemana pegi anak2 buah die yg dulu BANGGAKAN si shin chan dan yg penting kemana pegi rakan2nys yg dulu SEPERJUANGAN dgnnya?….member kite sdg diuji tu, pegi la tegur ke, tlg nasihat ke, tegah ke, apa2 la yg patut…..setakat ckp belakang, ‘KATAK’ pn blh. Dan aku….entahla, ak dh luahkn apa yg aku x puas hati (what is righ n what is wrong) setakat tu je yg aku mampu, nk dengar ke x tu lantak ko la…. Tp dlm mase2 genting mcm 2 org disekeliling kite la yg plg penting sbb aku dah alami cuma dlm btk ujian lain.

            So apa kaitannya kisah ni dgn Mawi? Ye la mawi mcm member aku, mcm kite semua x penah lari dr kesilapan. X guna korang kutuk dan maki die… ikan yg dh dimasak asam pedas tu x akn lompat blk masuk kolam/sungai/laut…..yg sudah lepas tu biarkn berlalu. Apa yg mawi perlukn skrg ialah petunjuk kembali ke arus yg BENAR. Kalo korang btl2 peminat mawi….pegi suruh die dn doakn die kawin dgn tunang die cpt2, abis cite. Dan utk member aku Shin Chan, kalo ko baca ni. Ak nk mtk maaf, tujuan aku bukan nk nk mengaipkan ko, mawi atau sesape pn. Niat aku ikhlas spy yg baik blh jd teladan dan yg burok jdkn sempadan. Tapi ingat Shin Chan! Jage batas2 pergaulan dgn awek ko, ak rase ko lg arif dlm bab2 mcm ni dr aku. Kpd mawi plk: Kalo ko x tahan dgn dugaan dunia hiburan, cr je la keje lain……Utk peminat mawi. Ada IDOLA yg lg WORLDDD dr mawi dan die x kan hampakn korang……hehehe bukan AKU tp Nabi Muhammad S.A.W contoh terbaik.                 

After about 5 month since d tragic accident that leads to d death of my beloved ‘BaBy’. Finally I have found LOVE once more…..WHO is it??? Hehehe this world is a small place after all eh? Over all d ‘GIRLZ’ in this world I have choose to pledge my love to my 1st wife YOUNGER SISTER.

Although I shouldn’t compare my 1st wife with d second one….but if we judge by physical appearances my new love surely have more SEXY curves on her body n she have rounder eyes. Yeah….you  should not judge a girl by her looks. Judging her from inside, this girl sure have a greater UUMMPHHH then my late wife. Just a little push n she do anything I say. She also have more LIFE in her…..HEY!HEY! I should not talk about my NEW wife in public. Hehehe all girls out there: hold your horses n don’t get upset with me. For who doesn’t know me really well you all may get confused….but actually im writing about a CAR here……WARGHAHAHA, like JJ n Rudy would say : GOTCHA!!!

Hehe…..ok back 2 reality. I got my new ‘LOVE’ for 1 month now. N she not new….cant afford new ones, so a second hand is good enough. She a 2001 1.0 cc model Perodua KELISA (don’t I have nightmares about small cars u asked??? Then should I just drive a HUMVEE or an ADNAN armored car….just 1 thing: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!) Hey she may be small but just like my old ‘BaBy’ she have her strong points…..easy 2 park, nippy n responsive. As a 1 hand driver my new car must have AUTOMATIC transmission. Although she an auto but like I said b4 she have more UMMPHH, this is because she got a twin camp 3 cylinder engine as her heart. She also have power steering. What is her color ? Light brown……sound like an ‘old lady’ car eh? (it is an old lady car because d 1st user was a 60 years old lady)….hehe under this circumstances I should drive like an old lady. No more tailgating (cucukz), no more suddenly changing lanes or taking a comer as fast as I could n I will NOT hold the record 4 d fastest custom made Kelisa. Then all d skills I obtained all this years is down d drain u said…..hehe don’t u 4get my ambition is 2 be d 1st O.K.U F1 driver.

But I have to keep remembering myself 2 be patient on d road n RESPECT d road…..or if not, my life may REALLY END on d road. Ha! What im going to call my new car?…hmm cant think of one right now, but this time I think I want 2 add some local flavor into her. And 1 more thing, if somehow somewhere u can read this ‘BaBy’ ……. please don’t get jealous, cause you’ll always have a special place in my heart and don’t 4get u have left ur signatures on my body so ill ALWAYS remember u.( is this guy crazy you wondered….. Yeah! I am CRAZY…. Crazy for CARS. MUARGHAHAHAHA…)